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Po moje Jean-Claude Van Damme, ker je precej mlajši od ostalih (Steven Segal je 9 let starejši, ostali pa še več).
Če sam povem po pravici, se mi sanja ne, kdo bi zmagal. Vem le to, da bi bilo zelo hudo
Pomoje imata največ šans Chuck Norris in pa Rambo. Rambo pre.fuka celo vojsko, seveda Steven Segal ne zaostaja veliko, Chuck Norris je pa legenda, da mu ni para. Roundhouse kick bi spravil na tla še tako železnega Terminatorja.
Mogoče pa delam krivico MacGyverju, ki bi s palčko za ušesa in dva deci tople vode naredil vodikovo bombo, in na kolena spravil polovico sveta.
Ne vem, odločitev je res težka. Prosim vas za nasvete.
Pomoje imata največ šans Chuck Norris in pa Rambo. Rambo pre.fuka celo vojsko, seveda Steven Segal ne zaostaja veliko, Chuck Norris je pa legenda, da mu ni para. Roundhouse kick bi spravil na tla še tako železnega Terminatorja.
Mogoče pa delam krivico MacGyverju, ki bi s palčko za ušesa in dva deci tople vode naredil vodikovo bombo, in na kolena spravil polovico sveta.
Ne vem, odločitev je res težka. Prosim vas za nasvete.
Itaq da Chuck Norris
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Ankete še pridejo, zdaj mamo npr. 2 dni za vse predloge glede sodelujočih borcev
Predlagam še, da superheroje (in vse ostale madafakerje z nadnaravnimi sposobnostmi) izvzamemo iz konkurence in se za njih enkrat v prihodnosti sestavi novo tekmovanje.
Sam predlagam še tega:
Predlagam še, da superheroje (in vse ostale madafakerje z nadnaravnimi sposobnostmi) izvzamemo iz konkurence in se za njih enkrat v prihodnosti sestavi novo tekmovanje.
Sam predlagam še tega:
Zanimive so tudi tehnike ubijanja
Van damme: kung fu
arnold: težko orožje obvezno
steven sigal: kitajske palčke
mcgyver: palče za ušesa + liter vode
chuck norris: že sam pogled
Van damme: kung fu
arnold: težko orožje obvezno
steven sigal: kitajske palčke
mcgyver: palče za ušesa + liter vode
chuck norris: že sam pogled
To bi bil res težek boj. Ampak na koncu mislim, da bi rambo zmagal zaradi iznajdljivosti in moči in pa seveda zaradi težkega orožja. Zdaj edino če bi jih v ring spustili brez orožja potem pa bi bla moja glavna favorita Seagal in Chuck norris. Na koncu pa bi verjetno zmagal Seagal zaradi hitrejših in bolj preciznih ter dobro usmerjenih udarcev. Ampak bi pa bilo res precej izenačeno!!
Če pa dodamo v ta krog sodelujočih še brus lija pa je on moj zmagovalec.
Če pa dodamo v ta krog sodelujočih še brus lija pa je on moj zmagovalec.
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